A Spoonful of Sugar
Food is my best friend.
too many adults know about the word selfie it has gone on long enough
"You’re a CANnibal not a CAN’Tibal."
— Hannibal Lecter to himself in the mirror probably idk just trust me on this (via willgrahamsfears)
*tips chromosomes* m’tosis
wow i like u *double taps u like an instagram post*
i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed
i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police